I like how naruto lived up to being the incarnation of ashura to the point of chasing after sasuke while hashirama as a badass who is built different made the incarnation of indra chase after him

Kurama is too cute(◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

Literally alien Jesus...

Even better, alien ninja Jesus.

Well, they're not ninjas yet.

Yes they are. Not the ninjas in our world maybe but ninja in Naruto
world are just nature manipulators that happen to work for the
government. Hagoromo is the government and he's the nature manipulator. He's a ninja in that world.

No they weren't ninjas in THEIR worlds terms either. They weren't called shinobi yet and they didn't use their ninjutsu for solving tasks, but instead helping others in need.
The "Shinobi" became a thing after this.

I like how you bitch about semantics while he isn't an alien either. He was born on that planet. His mother is an alien, he isn't. You could have just had a laugh, too bad.

I'm not bitching about anything, you're the one taking this whole thing too seriously.
I just said how I understood the whole thing and how it works. And I guess it made too much sense, because why else would you take it so hard?

`This is taking it seriously for you? I am sorry, I didn't realize I was talking to a bowl of pudding.

Yeah, this is what I mean by taking it hard and too seriously... NOooo, I bet you're actually laughing it up a storm and having a jolly ol' time where I can't see you and your words are just really misleading.
Saying I'm "bitching" and calling me a "bowl of pudding" for a mild disagreement... to "have a laugh" should I have just agreed with you with no question? Is that the only path for having a laugh in your world?

And that's what I am saying, if you take a simple comment like that so hard that you accuse me of the things you accuse me of then you're as tough as a bowl of pudding. You start screaming and juggling the moment you get poked, hence pudding. And it's funny because you want to start an argument, and not only that you start an argument as a hypocrite, that's not fun for anyone. If you're going to be that dumb people will make fun of you, live with it.

The projecting... whoo-ee!
Go calm down, dude. Maybe after that you can handle minor disagreements online.
Again... lol... I merely explained how I saw and understood how this whole shinobi thing worked and merely proposed that they weren't shinobi YET... you're the one that immediately took it as "bitching", when I barely pushed back on your view on something so minor it's not even allowed in pre-school yet. And where was I a "hypocrite" or do you even know what that word means?
You're the one recoiling like a hedgehog, here. It's really pathetic. I guess my argument was just too strong for you to argue against and now it annoys you. :3

Maybe once you grow up you'll realize that just saying: "No they are not" is not the start of a good argument, usually you try to explain where your reasoning comes from. You didn't explain shit and just say I am wrong and now you think you are "winning" an argument or something. I thought you were just making a joke, that's why I added to the joke.

And yes I am recoiling like a hedgehog. Not because of your argument, there is none after all, but because the way you present yourself, it's fucking cringe. You just throw some memes around and now you think you're smart. But I guess that goes without saying if you think saying "Literally alien Jesus" explains anything at all. Are people supposed to be informed now by your great insight? Was that your goal? Because if so, xD! Every 8 year old that was raised Christian knows that.

Yes, a hypocrite is someone who makes rules that he/she does not follow themselves. You proposed the rule that ninja has to be taken literal, you failed to mention in which way, but w/e. So if that's the rule then you are wrong as well since he isn't an alien either. Do you see how fun that is?

Maybe once you'll grow a BRAIN, you'll realize that telling other people HOW to speak to you is not a good way of swaying them... And you're not exactly leading by example here either, so get off your high horse.
Are you choosing not to understand my point in my initial reply, or do you seriously not get it? You did call it semantics at first(which it wasn't), so I would assume you at least understood it to some level. Clearly not good enough, though. If you seriously didn't understand it, that's kinda just your issue and you could've just told me, but instead you decided to get all uppity about it.
And if that was you "adding to the joke", then technically so was I with my added disagreement.

There was, but you don't care about it now, do you? 'Cause you're too pissed off and are now looking at this argument through horseblinders... If you wanna talk about cringy presentation, I think you take the cake with the cherry here.
I "throw memes around"... wot?... I haven't said a single meme, every single joke has been my own... Are you seriously just this pissed off at my semi-serious tone? I know it pisses people off a lot, but usually those people tend to reveal themselves to be narcissistic assholes, so I don't really ever take the time to see why. lol I don't think I'm smart, I think YOU think YOU'RE too smart.
Just because I said a joke at first, doesn't mean I can't sprinkle in any actual semi-points as well. Who are you to dictate how online discourse should go about?

Ahh yes, I see now, so this was the extremely mild disagreement you decided to throw a massive temper-tantrum about.
Did you notice the way I said my initial disagreement at first? "WELL, they're not ninjas yet." Implying that my point was in fact, technical and not really literal. If you've ever heard other people speak, you could pick up on this pretty fast. But I suppose you've never heard people disagree with you, which would explain a lot.
And people throwing hissyfits over their own mishaps is always a delight, so I would actually consider this pretty fun.

No they weren't ninjas in THEIR worlds terms either. They weren't called
shinobi yet and they didn't use their ninjutsu for solving tasks, but
instead helping others in need.

So I am to just take you highlighting and all caps and speak like I am speaking to a beautiful woman? That's why I call you a bowl of pudding xD

I'm just emphasizing my words, dude... if you take that as hostile then grow some balls, seriously.
It's really ironic for you to call me a bowl of pudding after something like this, like holy shit. lol

And you continue to give yourself a free pass to be an asshole an dare to accuse me of using words you don't like,that's interesting to say the least. If that's your regular way of speaking it's not wonder you think the world is filled with narcissists, you speak to people as if they're idiots and then demand respect, who the fuck do you think you are?

Why shouldn't I give myself a free pass for your mishap? "dare to accuse me of using words you don't like", where did I DARE to do that? Why don't you DARE to enlighten me, where I DARED to question your excellence in such a manner? Putting aside the fact that you're making shit up now, who the fuck DO YOU think you are? You're not looking for resolution, you're looking for domination over the argument. "Villainy never knows itself", was it?
The only people that have a problem with me, are the people that take everything too seriously. If my presence makes them slightly more conscious of that, I'm glad to continue being an asshole. You wouldn't take me so seriously either, if you weren't so uptight from the very beginning.
You're mad for nothing. Get over it.

I recall something like: "I am not bitching" and "you are taking this entirely too seriously". You whine, you toss the argument off the table and there you stand accusing me of doing those things. I have heard enough, seen enough, if you can't even read back 5 comments to see what you have said and done then there is no reason to speak to you.

"The oracle said I am the wisest of all the Greek, it is because of all the Greeks it is that I know nothing". Try to comprehend that and then come back to me.

Oh, so it's "whining" to tell you what you're doing wrong, gotcha. No wonder you can't handle disagreements. If that's supposed to be the example of me complaining about you using certain words, then I wonder if you know enough about the english language to even understand what I asked for...
Who's the one that threw the argument off the table, when you instead started throw a hissyfit because I DARED to utilize caps lock, instead of just engaging with my point either by disagreeing or agreeing, like a normal person? For the record, I still consider myself correct on my point about the Shinobi. Just FYI.

You have no business to try and lecture me about humility, with your overly sensitive ass freaking about about the size of some letters and then trying to talk down to me like you're my dad or something... The irony here, could make a man die of blood poisoning...

God damn you are a moron. You reject everything I am but I have to respect everything you do? Drop dead.

Thank you for concluding my point for me.

You don't have a point, If you do you'd be taking things seriously, and according to you that's a bad thing. You like going against people so much that you don't even keep track of the things you say. You must be one bored and sad little man, sorry mate, I hope you'll one day feel better.

Please. do keep digging yourself a deeper grave.
It's certainly amusing.

Yes I know you find random bullshitting very amusing. Keep thinking you're smart, see how many friends you'll end up with. Now I am going to block you so I never have to read your stupid bs ever again

Random suggestion not to use Jesus's name in vain

What if I don't listen to you?
Then technically, you also used it in vain.

jésus

my man, the tilde usually goes in the U(assuming this is spanish, my mother language)

oh no i was just trying to make it look different by adding a random accent for funsies. nice to know that tho.

The tailed beasts are so cute omg-

People who said Naruto got boring after Pain Arc just didn't understand things that ask for deep thoughts. I have liked everything so far and i know I'm gonna love it till the end just because.

They're right tho. The story got shit and messy in the latter half of the war arc with too many plot conveniences, reincarnation shit and child of prophecy shit, etc

I agree those stuffs were mjnd of messy but in some it also got better

oh nice a filler of the hagoromo era

these next few episodes are the only filler im ever gonna watch in this show cause it really is quite interesting to see the beginning of this world

I used to hate fillers so I skipped them. Now I'm here to watch NS for the second time, no skipping the fillers. First reason is I want to remember everything in NS so I don't have to rewatch it ever again and second, the fillers are quite enjoyable

when you realize this was a filler and not canon (◍>◍)

I'll watch this fillers tom:)

Load of bull... if this really happened in Naruto, that guy should've had a whole ass religion centered on him and his teachings.

All this retconning just stink to sky high, like how do yo go from fantasy Buddhism to just one class of people whose livelihood revolves about infiltration, espionage, assassination etc.

About the only good thing to come out of this nonsense of the Kaguya plot, is Hagoromo's insane drip.

Ending already spoiled obito's death damn not ready for all that again T_T💔

well... from episodes before it was already hinted at that obito was dead no matter what, form naruto's dialogue after healing obito, to obito's speech of "let me walk in front of you and die for you"

Ohh madara's dead body is same as among us lying there!!
Bridge scene really reminds of the whole zabuza and haku, that whole arc, og naruto♡
Ahh he was gathering robbers together and making them do good deed
So he formed a good cult of people and did construction and gained followers to share his power!
Little tailed beats and crying kurama T_T T_T
That dog same as in that filler SHIRO!!!!

This is such a wonderfull story. Until that Black Zetsu was after his older son, so sad.

Time to watch in x2 again 😭😭

shiba inu!